Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
sick fucks of a feather flock together
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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