Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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