I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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