Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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