oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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