I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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