I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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