:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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