Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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