He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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