i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
So. Much. Porn.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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