dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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