my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
