dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize