It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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