Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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