Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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