I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
