You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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