you traded sex for a burrito?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
soo... how was my night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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