Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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