i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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