So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Small penises have feelings too.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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