Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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