Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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