Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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