I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We smell like vodka and hangover
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