Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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