I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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