Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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