Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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