Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
