$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
