THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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