My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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