I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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