my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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