So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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