How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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