im gay
i know
yea but for you.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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