There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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