I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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