To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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