I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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