I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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