i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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