I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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