Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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