Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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