So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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