honey bunches of taint.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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