wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize