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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woke up backwards on a recliner
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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