is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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