Since when is my name a synonym for head?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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