i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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