Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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