idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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